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18 November 2009 @ 05:04 pm
I need to wash my brain...  
Botox and minoxidil as potenial treatments for anal fissures...

Your butt may no longer hurt, but you'll be incontinent with a wrinkle-free, hairy butthole.

You're welcome for that image. I warned you.
 
 
Current Mood: Horramused
 
 
 
teffanteffan on November 18th, 2009 11:11 pm (UTC)
Is it sad that I'm stuck trying to figure out the situation that warrants this response rather than imagining the image?
eithnieithni on November 18th, 2009 11:19 pm (UTC)
I just know I have people on my list who would be disturbed by this. I'm alternately horrified and deeply amused.
Seancudubh on November 18th, 2009 11:23 pm (UTC)
I would be one of the deeply amused. My wife was wondering what the hell I was laughing at. She rolled her eyes when I told her.
eithni: PharmDeithni on November 18th, 2009 11:37 pm (UTC)
The Miracles of Modern Medicine...
Julia Springjulia_spring on November 18th, 2009 11:53 pm (UTC)
While that is amazing information for people with GI disorders it still begs the question: How does one figure that out?
eithni: PharmDeithni on November 19th, 2009 12:02 am (UTC)
Both relax the anal sphincter and allow healing. The incontinence and hairness are side effects.
teffanteffan on November 18th, 2009 11:27 pm (UTC)
I think I'm just stuck in "analyze, rinse, repeat" mode from work ;)
Uncle Mikeybelmikey on November 18th, 2009 11:21 pm (UTC)
There isn't enough Caol Ila in all the world to bleach that out of my brain...
eithni: excellenteithni on November 18th, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC)
You're welcome. :)
Miss Katzarhooie on November 18th, 2009 11:23 pm (UTC)
I am...

I don't think horrified is quite the right word, but it's pretty close!
eithni: PharmDeithni on November 18th, 2009 11:40 pm (UTC)
I know... it's right on that line of horrifying but damned funny... but sad since it is a real problem... but funny...
Miss Katzarhooie on November 18th, 2009 11:42 pm (UTC)
Remember: I know where you sleep. Even Mr. S can't save you!
zandoriazandoria on November 18th, 2009 11:24 pm (UTC)
You know, with a warning like that, a person has no choice but to look.

I actually found the above strangely amusing. Weird sense of humour, I guess. Blame my mother, the retired nurse.
eithni: excellenteithni on November 18th, 2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
> You know, with a warning like that, a person has no
> choice but to look.

I know. That's part of the trap. It's really only meant to keep out the couple people who would be really actually damaged by this. :)
angry_scotsman: Tapewormangry_scotsman on November 18th, 2009 11:36 pm (UTC)
People are always trying to appear more youthful, even the assholes.
eithni: greeneithni on November 18th, 2009 11:42 pm (UTC)
Especially the assholes, perhaps?
Road Emuroad_emu on November 19th, 2009 04:41 am (UTC)
I less than three you,Padruig. :-)
Sweet Ol' Berwyn: Screambaron_berwyn on November 19th, 2009 12:46 am (UTC)
So, is this used as an actual treatment for bleeding butt cracks, or is it a phlight of pharmacological phancy?
eithni: PharmDeithni on November 19th, 2009 01:08 am (UTC)
Oh, quite real, my friend.

Not always in combination, but both with real journal articles about their efficacy.
Aaron (Rusty) Lloydrustmon on November 19th, 2009 12:52 am (UTC)
aaah!
Road Emuroad_emu on November 19th, 2009 04:42 am (UTC)
LMAO--except you can't tell with the botox an' all. ;-)
naughtyaelfnaughtyaelf on November 19th, 2009 06:25 pm (UTC)
Just... wow. So, is this combo for a patient or one of the nurses there? >;)
eithni: inferno eyeeithni on November 19th, 2009 06:32 pm (UTC)
A member, oddly enough.
dread_exdread_ex on November 20th, 2009 10:05 pm (UTC)
Wow. Just wow.