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10 October 2012 @ 12:09 am
Hiding in the jungle dark...  
Fifteen days to go, and it is nights like these that I more than half hope tigers really will eat me.
 
 
Current Mood: draineddrained
 
 
 
jtdiii: Biojtdiii on October 10th, 2012 07:49 am (UTC)
The rest of us will be displeased with the tiger though...
eithni: darkladyeithni on October 11th, 2012 03:48 am (UTC)
Well, most of you. Dread_Ex says it is OK as long as she gets the mauled sari.
jtdiii: Biojtdiii on October 11th, 2012 07:37 am (UTC)
She thinks too small,.. She should just ask you to bring back some nice ones...
eithni: snapeeithni on October 11th, 2012 07:52 am (UTC)
Heh. You clearly don't know Dread_Ex. Twisted doesn't even start to cover it. :) That said, I'll be bringing her something pretty back too!
whymcwhymc on October 11th, 2012 12:55 am (UTC)
I would miss you.
eithni: snapeeithni on October 11th, 2012 03:50 am (UTC)
Well, first I actually need to get the tour re-scheduled. That's still pending. :/
marwen42marwen42 on October 11th, 2012 01:12 am (UTC)
That would be a dis-as-ter!
eithni: Yummy!eithni on October 11th, 2012 03:46 am (UTC)
You may have a mini-Eithni in your head saying that, but now I always hear you channeling me saying that. It's very meta.
Miss Katzarhooie on October 11th, 2012 04:33 am (UTC)
You realize that well over half the kingdom has a mini-Eithni in their heads? Dis-AAAAAASS-tur. Fan-TAAAAAAS-tic. And my personal favorite: Nerrrrrrd.
eithni: excellenteithni on October 11th, 2012 07:54 am (UTC)
Heehee. Excellent. May the mental conquest of the Knowne World begin. :)

The one I have seen spread that pleases me to no end is "Mmmmm... bucket." when looking at tasty Anglo-Saxon buckets.
Roxelanaroxelana on October 13th, 2012 03:48 am (UTC)
OMG - I just thought that the other day when I almost spent an insane amount on a bucket.
eithni: excellenteithni on October 14th, 2012 12:39 am (UTC)
Bwahahaha!
corvusjoyous: crowcorvusjoyous on October 11th, 2012 01:51 am (UTC)
I would miss you too.

And if you find that the tiger spotting (striping?) tour has been mysteriously cancelled, and a nice tame tour of "frogs of India" has been scheduled in it's place, well, don't blame me...

In all seriousness, I wish you the best of luck with trip scheduling and adventures.
(And if you return to Wisconsin to find tigers have eaten the stoopid people back home instead, wouldn't that be much much better? Maybe you could mail a tiger to a local politician or two...)
eithni: excellenteithni on October 11th, 2012 03:44 am (UTC)
I like the way you think...
Miss Katzarhooie on October 11th, 2012 04:36 am (UTC)
My favorite tea isn't produced anymore because the tigers kept eating the tea picking workers. Don't pick tea. Also, don't get eaten. You should just teach the tigers the magic veil stitch.
eithni: darkladyeithni on October 11th, 2012 07:56 am (UTC)
Tigers like their tea too, apparently.

I'm not sure about sewing and I'm not certain the raised eyebrow and "Oh, honey..." works on tigers anyway... well, I suppose it works on Easties, so maybe. ;)
Gwyneth: cusak gungwyneth1362 on October 11th, 2012 01:35 pm (UTC)
Okay, so yesterday I read this and was going to post something about how much I would miss you, which is true, even long distance. Today I am feeling sad and lonely and deserted, so my first thought was "Can I come along and get eaten, too?"

Perhaps neither of us should get eaten by a tiger.
eithni: lightningeithni on October 12th, 2012 06:44 am (UTC)
Prolly so. Still, sometimes it seems a good answer. :(

See you soon, and then there can be real hugs...
dread_ex: Lourvedread_ex on October 11th, 2012 01:53 pm (UTC)
I never said I WANTED you to get eaten by a tiger. What I siad was Joselyn and I WOULD laugh at you if you got eaten by a tiger.
So the camping with tigers and ex-pouchers with machine guns is on hold? What happened?
I really want you to have a great trip, come back in one piece and I like the idea of you bringing me something pretty,
eithni: berserkiereithni on October 12th, 2012 06:41 am (UTC)
There was some stupidity where I told them I was working on getting a wire transfer - they can't take credit or PayPal and my bank wanted to charge $50 to do it, so I was looking for a better option. Eventually, I got Owen to send it, but they claimed the money had not been sent and my tour had been canceled for nonpayment and was no longer available. :( I am not tentatively rescheduled for a one day tour, which is better than nothing, but still sort of sucks. I won't get confirmation on what the story is for a few more days.