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24 December 2009 @ 12:45 pm
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Sonuvabitch.

I don't need to spawn. I already have children living with me.
 
 
Current Mood: pissed offpissed off
 
 
 
whymcwhymc on December 24th, 2009 07:14 pm (UTC)
Mrgl? Are you sure that they're not just hobbits? You'll get a hobbit infestation in a lot of older homes in a temperate climate. The trick is to leave a stack or two of tranquilizer-laced pancakes lying around - they'll come out of their burrows, eat the pancakes, and you can either put them down humanely or transport them to some other are for release into the wild.
Denisilaifire on December 24th, 2009 07:48 pm (UTC)
We don't live in burrows. They're called smails. Also we don't infest houses, we build our smails away from you Big Folk. Now gnomes on the other hand. Some of their kind will infest houses.
lrdfaelan: kryton-jokelrdfaelan on December 24th, 2009 08:04 pm (UTC)
Bah, gnomes/hobbits virtually the same.

Small, annoying...

now dwarves are the same but they're more durable. makes better grappling hooks.
whymcwhymc on December 24th, 2009 11:44 pm (UTC)
Good point. I need to look for the little pointy red hats. =>
Kareinakareina on December 24th, 2009 07:16 pm (UTC)
*hugs*
Fortunately, it isn't a requirement to do so.
Eliane/Jennifer: aggravationgflower on December 24th, 2009 10:56 pm (UTC)
I wonder if it's time to set a move-out date.
ego_id_non_feciego_id_non_feci on December 25th, 2009 04:49 am (UTC)
I've been saying exactly that for awhile. You don't need to be a free (okay, ridiculously cheap) flophouse. You began the venture in the fullness of good intentions, but I think you forgot to fill out the "I have to live with you" roommate checklist.

Odd, given your mastery of the checklist format. Hrm.

Anyway, for my sake, please refrain from titling posts "spawn" and then following it with "sonuvabitch." Gave me a freaking heart attack! :P
eithni: greeneithni on December 26th, 2009 06:09 am (UTC)
Heh. No, if it was that, it would be more like "Well, this is an unexpected adventure..." Besides, if it was THAT, I probably would have told close friends in person before the general announcement. :P

Regarding the basement-dwellers, we have proposed some new policies. Hopefully it will get them current and then we can discuss terms of staying/moving at that time. I'd thought that they would make good roommates, but I used to see them more when they were living in Windhaven... things have changed.
dread_exdread_ex on December 25th, 2009 12:00 am (UTC)
What's wrong?
eithni: do I need to kill you?eithni on December 25th, 2009 04:15 am (UTC)
Basement dwellers.
world_rim_walkeworld_rim_walke on December 25th, 2009 10:10 am (UTC)
That's different from what I thought it was. Good luck with those.
Wren: WTF?devikat on December 25th, 2009 01:52 am (UTC)
Please tell me this does not mean what I think it means, 'cause that would mean that somebody spiked the WW autocrat badge because you haven't sat the throne (yet)...
eithni: do I need to kill you?eithni on December 25th, 2009 04:15 am (UTC)
Ugh. No. I meant the basement dwellers.
judithsewstoojudithsewstoo on December 25th, 2009 02:10 am (UTC)
Mrwrr???
Miss Katzarhooie on December 25th, 2009 03:49 am (UTC)
eep eep :(
corvusjoyouscorvusjoyous on December 26th, 2009 05:35 am (UTC)
Best luck. Be clear and firm in what your needs are. You are generous, and should not be abused for that.
eithni: do I need to kill you?eithni on December 26th, 2009 06:10 am (UTC)
Steps taken in that direction this evening. We'll see how it goes.
thatpotteryguy: daggerthatpotteryguy on December 26th, 2009 09:09 pm (UTC)
Need some Industrian Strength Smiting (tm) done? I know a guy...
Doug Hulick / Simon Morcar: Typicalswords_and_pens on December 27th, 2009 12:10 am (UTC)
Roommates. Meh. At some point, it's better to move past having them, no matter who, or how good, they may be.