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28 December 2010 @ 09:29 pm
I canned Wrong  
When I saw this recipe, the wrongness, it called to me...

Then we added green food coloring and made it kitchen green and my world was complete!

This is a mix of the original yellow (on top) and the kitchen green (on the bottom) for a fun effect.

relativelylucid  came over to help since I'd never done canning before and she was also intrigued by the Wrong. Oddly enough, it does not taste horrible. I don't like Dew, so that's as high a praise as it is likely to get from me. I sent some home foraaron_pike  (who I am sure will use it for the forces of evil) and the rest of the product is a "present" for my coworker and a few others. I hope it doesn't kill them. 
Current Mood: deviousdevious
jtdiiijtdiii on December 29th, 2010 03:33 am (UTC)
Hmmm so effectively it is flavored sugar water and lemon jelly. I wonder if that would work with coke... :)
eithni: CHEESE Gromit!eithni on December 29th, 2010 03:42 am (UTC)
Yup, it should.

The back of the label says "Don't look for nutritional information - just assume it's 100% sugar."
Doug Hulick / Simon Morcarswords_and_pens on December 29th, 2010 04:47 am (UTC)
This just sounds incredibly horrible. Ugh.
eithni: CHEESE Gromit!eithni on December 29th, 2010 04:51 am (UTC)
I *know*! Isn't it wonderful?!?!? *grin*
corvusjoyouscorvusjoyous on December 29th, 2010 01:58 pm (UTC)
eithni: CHEESE Gromit!eithni on December 29th, 2010 11:33 pm (UTC)
Hee. Want one?
corvusjoyouscorvusjoyous on December 30th, 2010 03:58 pm (UTC)
Yes! If you have to spare, oh yeah!
kirsta_skirsta_s on December 29th, 2010 02:03 pm (UTC)
I was transported back to sitting and giggling over a book of revolting food. (Some event in Taylor, I believe - and who brought that book?) This so deserves a spot in the book.

Oh - imagine the dinner party.
eithni: CHEESE Gromit!eithni on December 30th, 2010 01:34 am (UTC)

I'd wager it was the Gallery of Regrettable food, brought by Seraphina or Iohanna.
(Anonymous) on December 29th, 2010 03:18 pm (UTC)

You add SUGAR. You ADD sugar!

Why the hell would you WANT to add sugar to Mountain Dew?! And 4.5 cups worth?!

This has absolutely no redeeming value. How COULD you?

ego_id_non_feciego_id_non_feci on December 29th, 2010 03:19 pm (UTC)
Crap. That was me!
eithni: excellenteithni on December 30th, 2010 01:35 am (UTC)
I figured. You have a distinct "voice."
eithnieithni on December 30th, 2010 01:37 am (UTC)
Why add sugar?

* to destroy your enemies...
* to feed to small children and then send them home...
* to better understand plasma physics...

Oh, my, the applications are endless!
Phatchick: Miss Peachesladybrigid on December 29th, 2010 03:33 pm (UTC)
I REALLY need to try that sometime. I wonder how Dr. Pepper jelly would taste?
cassbunnycassbunny on December 29th, 2010 04:35 pm (UTC)
I did this with Dr. Pepper decades ago. DP has enough fruit flavor that it actually wasn't bad.
gwyndlyngwyndlyn on December 29th, 2010 07:33 pm (UTC)
That is so beautifully wrong!
Brynnbrionnfhionn on December 30th, 2010 12:01 am (UTC)
I may need to send you more links to horrible garb. Just to get even.
eithni: snapeeithni on December 30th, 2010 01:41 am (UTC)
I already subscribe to the garb snark list. You can't hurt me. ;)
former_callixte on December 30th, 2010 12:32 am (UTC)
I am curious as to how it would taste...
eithni: CHEESE Gromit!eithni on December 30th, 2010 01:42 am (UTC)
Want a jar? ;)
former_callixte on December 30th, 2010 01:46 am (UTC)
You have extra? Heh heh. Sure! But I don't know when I could pick it up. So if you have others in line ahead of me...give it to them. Otherwise, SURE!
eithni: greeneithni on December 30th, 2010 01:52 am (UTC)
Will you be at 12th Night?
former_callixte on December 30th, 2010 01:48 pm (UTC)
I plan on being there...